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1. y do blondes drive bmw’s? they cant spelll porsche 2. how do u know when blondes have been using a dishwasher? the drain’s clogged with papper plates 3.y do blondes take pills? to find out wat day it is 4. wat do u call a blonde with half a brain? gifted 5. wats the best part of marrying a blonde? u can park in the handicapped space 6.wat did the blonde say when she was pregnant? i hope its not mine |
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Wife: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. Comments
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Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was damned near impossible. Comments
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A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!” Martha responds excitedly, “Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?!” The man responds, “I don’t care… just so long as you’re out of the house by noon!” Comments
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A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle. Comments
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he’s finished. Comments
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he National Science Foundation announced the following study results on corporate America recreation preferences: 1. Sport of choice for maintenance level employees: BOWLING 2. Sport of choice for front line workers: FOOTBALL 3. Sport of choice for supervisors: BASEBALL 4. Sport of choice for middle management: TENNIS 5. Sport of choice for corporate officers: GOLF CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls. Comments
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One of the world’s greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket. The conductor said, “Take it easy. You’ll find it.” When the conductor returned, the professor still couldn’t find the ticket. The conductor, recognizing the famous scientist, said, “I’m sure you bought a ticket. Forget about it.” “You’re very kind,” the professor said, “but I must find it, otherwise I won’t know where to get off.” Comments
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Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, and a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house! Comments
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After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck." "Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry." Comments
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