Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. 
Rest have 
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Girlfriends 

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? 
Sweeper: I have the job.

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? 
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his 
examination? 
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything

NAWAZ SHARIF Ne Poocha ‘ZARDARI’ Se,

Ye Zulm Ke Khilaaf Kis Ne Awaaz Uthai?
To Door Se “Faraz” Ki Awaaz Aai
ALTAF BHAI

ALTAF BHAI . . .

American To Pakistani:

Tum Paglon K Sath Kya Salook Karte Ho?
Pakistani:

Hum Unko Pagal Khane Main

Band Kar Dete Hain
American:

Ye To Human Rights Ki Voilation Hai

Ham American To Unhen

America Ka President Bana Dete Hain

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth. 

If I was an artist, 
you would be my picture! 
If I was a poet, 
you would be my inspiration! 
If I was an author you would be my story! 

But I'm only a cartoonist!  

Before you ...... judge a person, ... walk a mile in ... his shoes. ... After that, ... . ... . . .............. who cares? ... He"s a mile away & the shoes are yours. .......... Enjoy d new pair of shoes.